double fist

to hold and/or consume two drinks at once.
i was double fisting mgd at the frat house last night.
1. when drinking, to hold one drink in either hand, usually beer cans.

2. when fingering a girl, and getting both fists in her v-g-n-. a rare occurence, but an impressive feat if accomplished.
in edward 40-hands, partic-p-nts double fist 40’s.

dude, lets all watch the game and double fist!

dude, me and shandy were foolin’ around last night and i double fisted that wh-r-.
the act of placing both fists in the v-g-n- or -n-s simultaneously, or one fist in each.

see fist and jomo
when jomo was getting double fisted he cried at first, but then liked it.
variation of fist used when the situation is especially painful. getting two fists at the same time.
so your landlord evicted you? that’s really a double fist.

he totaled his car and blew a .23 when the cops came, thus getting the double fist.
double fist-when one fist is simply not enough. it does not happen very often, but it does happen my friend! look out for the rare and fruitfull opportunity to double fist, it will change your life!
i got a finger in, i got a fist on, wait! there’s still more room, enter the double fist, oooohhhhh yeah!