double fisted jackoff
a celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them
when sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted j-ck-ff.
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