Double Groom Doom


a “double groom doom” is an event that occurs when two h-m-s-xual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.
chuck wants to marry carl, but carl has a strong phobia of p-n-s, and chuck likes to play -ss pirate.

carl is going to marry chuck, but chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. carl is a parole officer.

obvious double groom doom

things don’t workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.

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