double hippopotamus


when a person’s face is so bloated and deformed that it’s impossible to distinguish it from their -ss. as it is, the -ss already resembles a hippopotamus face. for the poor b-st-rd sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. it is a synonym with “ed zachary disease”.
yikes – look at that double hippopotamus. if he ate with his -ss and sat on his face, i wouldn’t know the difference.

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