double-jointed-monkey-crawl
the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). if you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
a:”samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!”
b:”freaky”
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