double team


the act whereby two (2) dudes initiate s-x acts upon one (1) woman. the “dudes” may take
turns, or penetrate simentaniously via the mouth, -n-s or v-g-n-. this act will continue
until both the males are satisfied through -j-c-l-t–n (skeet method). afterwards, the
dudes show pride and appreciation of their accomplishment by partic-p-ting in a quick “high-five”. in some cases, the girl may feel high levels of shame after a “double-team”.
dave and fred tag team alisha. they will take turns penetrating any hole fo choice (girl usually prefers v-g-n-, but guys can usually override this by offering cocaine or other substances or promises). or they may persue simentaneous action by penetrating her at the same time via seperate holes.
to attack or defend against with twice the usual force
they tried to double team the crook and knocked him down when they succeeded.
in slang, double-teaming means to have s-x in a threesome, usually one woman and two men. this can include double penetration, but this is not a must.
my buddy and i totally double-teamed that nympho-girl we met in florida on new years eve.
the working over of a female by two guys at the same time. a more specific word for threesome.
cody and i double teamed barbie last night.
when two dominant guys f-ck one guy in different holes (mouth, -n-s) at the same time. one gets sucked off while the other f-cks.
person a:josh and patrick got together to double team brandon this weekend!
person b:whatever, i don’t see how one guy could enjoy a c-ck in every hole.
person a:who knows.
person b: who cares.
the act whereby 2 superior members of an organizational chart (manager, -ssistant manager) try to brow beat a subordinate member of same chart into blindly following along with their mission, no matter how moronic and half baked. often found within the injection molding industry.
#1 – here, write this up without the facts to back it up
#2 – yea you don’t need all those stupid facts
#3 – you dictate, i’ll type it up for you
when two dudes (usually) have s-x with another man or a woman at the same time. one sucks, while his “teammate” f-cks. in the case where it involves a female, she would have both v-g-n-l and -n-l orifaces plugged with 2 d-cks. using the first scenario, it could be heard of two male prost-tutes…
“our new client wants us to doubleteam him. we’ll make good money tonight, joel”

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