Double Unicorn Tea Party
when a man wheres two d-ld-‘s with cups tapped on them on his head while 2 women ride them for 5 or 6 -rg-sm’s. after words the man drinks the v-g-n-l juices while the the women take turns having v-g-n-l intercourse with the man.
last night i had some crazy double unicorn tea party so i won’t be able to come into work do to excruciating neck pain.
hey would you like to join me and my girlfriend for some double unicorn tea party?
hey guys lets do some double unicorn ea party!
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