Double Wanker Sign
the action -ssociated when calling someone a double w-nker. the gesture is expressed by having each arm at either side of hips with hands in a w-nker motion. can sometimes be confused with a monkey chant.
police: what are you doing there on camera?
gav the chav: it’s clearly the double w-nker sign!
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