Douchbaggius Maximus

1-a big douche

2-someone who many think should have s-xual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-synonym for kim jung il, leader of north korea
i saw him: the douchbaggius maximus. i was having a nice day, but then suddeny, i heard this noise…it sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. yes, ihad found a douchbaggius maximus! he was about 6’3″ tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a douchbaggius maximus: i said h-llo. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: “what are you lookin at, huh?”. i reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a douchbaggius maximus. he then fell, in pain, and i pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the b-ttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. step four. then, i made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another douchbaggius maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another douchbaggius maximus from wreaking havoc.
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douchbaggius maximus is a person, and we use this term loosely who has transcended mere mortal ways of being a complete douche bag. this is the guy who is serial monogamist, ei dating girls for extended periods of time before f-cking them over leaving them or generally exposing his position as a complete -sshole. this is worse than douche-bah-promiscuous, the most common sup species of the douche bag, for two reasons. one, he reeks much more emotional havoc on women, and two because you must know him (generally a he, but there are females of this subspecies, or breed).

identifying features of this species include, dating a girl for a month a year or more, occasionally parading them around their friends, mixed with keeping them in another state. after a few months there will be a period of cheating which often but does not always include, the male receiving oral s-x from a random girl at a party, then receiving it in random places in a big city in maryland, engaging in s-xual acts during high school, in stair wells with girls they claim to detest on moral grounds, refusing to speak to people they have been in -ssociation with for the better part of a decade, because they are, s-xual immoral, when in fact the friend is much more s-xual reserved loyal and monogamist that any species of douchbaggius maximus could ever be.
1, oh man, look at glen beck, he’s implying that liberals eat babies when he infact is one of the leading causes in fetal sucides due to his own stupidity. f-cking douchbaggis maximus

2. did that guy just drive two hours to another city to get a bl-w j-b from some sl-t then go to church the next day with his parents? an excellent example of douchbaggis maximus
3. some douchbaggius maximus woke me up at seven on saterday banging on my door. he then told me i was goign to h-ll if i did not stop having s-x with any one ever, outside of one woman with the intent to make babbies.