Douche-bag-no-lights


someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off
man: “man it’s f-cking raining again”
other man: “yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, i can barely see him”

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