douche-balloon


someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.
what a douche-balloon!!
when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a macy’s float, and explode into douche sauce.
man, tommy is such a douche balloon

chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it’s because he’s a douche balloon

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