douche beanie


the douche beanie is an article of clothing frequently worn by hipsters and their cousins the weremoling. a douche beanie is a hat which is shaped like a fedora, but with a much smaller brim and should never be confused with the masculine version of the douche beanie (the fedora). douche beanies can be seen on a list stars or the simple douche bag hipsters so common to cities. no hipsters wardrobe is complete without one.
the douche beanie can be seen in one episode of the office, on justin bieber and mannequins in high end hipster clothing stores.

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