Douche Bucket
a t-ss-r who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.
generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (see: @chrislhayes)
smitty: dude, i smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!
leroy: why da f-ck did you do dat?
smitty: i was watching mslsd and that little twerp in woman’s gl-sses was yammering and i lost it.
leroy; that muhfuh is a douchebucket.
the literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of sh-t that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. if you do not know a douche bucket…..then you are the douche bucket. too bad sucka!
d-mnit jeff, shut the f-ck up! you are such a f-cking douche bucket.
1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who’s being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
“we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate.”
“douchebuckets?”
“yup. all of them.”
“i don’t think that would taste very good.”
(n) a person that has become such a douche, that they are in fact a device for carrying around douches, encomp-ssing a collection of varying douche types.
a bucket of douche. someone who has so many douche-like qualities that they are beyond the idea of a single douche, but rather they are many douches, capable of becoming more douchey at any time.
whenever i want to haul around some douche, i can come to you, you douche bucket.
he is not just a douche, he has become a douche bucket.
someone so undesireable you cannot stand his/her prescence. making a douche bag seem bearable
tim is so arrogant he is a complete douchebucket
a v-g-n-l cleansing insult that exceeds the use of a bag therefore replaces it with a bucket. also a bucket of douche
example 1: i went to the bar last night and this douche bucket kept talking to loud about sports n-body watches!
example 2: i bet rosie o’ donnell would enjoy a bucket of douche!
a douche “bag” who has done something stupid enough to be considered a douche “bucket”
when daniel p-ssed on himself at the halloween game, he was now worthy of being called a douche bucket.
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