douche duffel bag
basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. it means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don’t worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. also, if you’re too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, “duffel bag..”
-obnoxious guy throws a girl’s paper from her desk onto the floor.-
girl: your’e such a douche duffel bag
guy: …you did not just call me that.
girl: u mad?
-big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.-
kid: duffel bag
bully? wtf does that even mean?! stupid little freshman -walks away-
life= saved
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