douche enabler


someone who condones, tolerates or encourages douche behavior. said douche may have other good qualities that cause their enablers to overlook their douchebaggery.

however, this can sometimes lead to the enablers being seen as douches-by–ssociation, and in extreme cases, a douche involved in positive activity can cause such efforts and projects to be seen in a negative, douchey light.
douche enabler: “why don’t you take it easy on duke? he’s a big sweet teddy bear!”

me: “why do you even wanna be -ssociated with an abusive douchebag? he oughta be ostracized, at least then he wouldn’t send new people we meet running for the f-cking hills.”

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