Douche Fail
a fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embar-ss-m-nt to the douche.
douche: do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than ie?
nerd: do you know that i’ve been using that program since i was 11 years old?
douche: oops, i think i just made a douche fail
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