douche flops


the style of casual brown flip flops commonly worn by douchebags, fratboys, jack johnson, etc.
i found that my plaid shorts and pink polo shirt went quite well with a pair of douche flops.
the act of someone wearing socks with their adidas,nike,under armor, or jordan brand flip flops. it doesn’t matter if the socks are midcalfs or not, its still douchey as h-ll. and theres no excuse for “its comfortable”. flip flops are ment to be worn without socks!
-“look at that kid wearing those douche flops!”
– wow what a douche, hes even wearing knee socks!”

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