Douche Goulash
who hasn’t been force-fed goulash at some point? it’s an unnerving mixture of various vegetables and giblets, somehow melding into a harmonious medley. the word douche goulash is similar to douche canoe in the specific sense of referring to a whole gaggle of douches. however, while douche canoe suggests that all the douches are of similar caliber and nature, douche goulash suggests that the various douches in question are a mishmash of unique and diverse douches. the individual douches of a douche goulash are as disparate as they can possibly be, but (god only knows why) somehow together they blend into a m-ss of euphonious douchery that commands great respect and admiration.
(1) the glee club at my old school was a veritable douche goulash. yet, strangely, i would never miss one of their performances, feeling compelled to witness that mesmerizing potpourri of douches strutting about.
(2) dudley’s bris was attended by nothing short of a full-fledged douche goulash. at the time i couldn’t wait to get out of there, but now i’m somehow missing those -ssorted and, dare i admit, curiously pleasing douches.
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