douche hammock
a street legal ‘monster truck’ that never actually sees work or dirt. inspires the question ‘how did he climb into that?’. virtually always driven by a male (the ‘douche’), driver rarely seen with a collar or without head gear of some sort (ball cap or cowboy hat preferred). extra credit for diesels, especially with the ‘stacks’ coming up through the bed behind the cab in an attempt to replicate the look of an 18-wheeler, ironically rendering the vehicle even more useless.
“i can’t see anything in front of me because this douche hammock is blocking both lanes.” (coughing on diesel smoke)
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