douche haven



a place where douches live.
where are these douches coming from?… douche haven

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    rediscovering a childhood cl*ssic and going back to play it but finding out it’s a pile of sh*t metal gear solid: snake eater was such a good game but it gave me game nostalgia syndrome with it’s inferior controls.

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    when a person is paranoid while being angry at the same time bobo was trip-tweakin earlier yelling at everybody bout the undercover laws in the woods

  • b*msploding

    diaper blowout, or when you just can’t hold it and have to make a run for the toilet. the results are often painful, smelly, and non-solid. after that curry dinner i was b*msploding all night.

  • puerto rican pedicure

    when you are too lazy or don’t have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed. i was running late for work had to give myself a puerto rican pedicure so i could wear my peep toe heels


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