douche-house


a cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche’s or those that wear ed hardy/affliction clothing and way too much cologne.
jessica- “hey lets go check out the main stage.”

scott- “no way! i was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here.”

jessica- “okay, i trust you.”
noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. the ultimate act of disrespect.
“you have a distasteful sense of music”
“hey man, why are you such a douche house?

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