douche leash


the leashes worn on the sungl-sses of a frat boy or douche bag. commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes – frat gear. the doucheness is compounded when worn at night.
it’s 10 o’clock at night and that frat boy is sporting sungl-sses with a neon green douche leash.

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