douche muffin
a man that acts like a douche bag and has a m-ffin top.
that kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche m-ffin
some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff
jay warren is a major douchem-ffin
1. a rendering of the commonly used slang word, douche bag, mostly used without the intent of insulting, but more along the lines of a comical purpose. however, it can be effectively used as an insult.
2. a baked m-ffin containing v-g-n-l fluids.
1. after spilling the orange juice concentrate all over his new pants, borus’ friend hogarth comicly called him a “douche m-ffin.”
2. the “douche m-ffin” is often considered offensive to women’s rights activists, due to it’s main ingredient.
same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness
boss: lowly unpaid intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you’ll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}
receptionist: that dude’s an -sswipe
intern: no,he’s a total douchem-ffin
a child that has surp-ssed the cl-ssification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.
a smaller version of a douche bag
johnny was being a little douche m-ffin on the playground today and wouldn’t listen to his nanny.
his names greg.
and hes a douchem-ffin.
henryetta; who tha f-ck is that yo
joseph; thats greg
henryetta; oh hes a total douchem-ffin for sure.
when a girl cleans there v-g-n- with a m-ffin
“becky, i use my douche m-ffin a lot because of my yeast infection.”
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