Douche Muppet
1. similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute pr-ck is not of their own doing. they are most likely a pr-ck because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. a pr-ck who is also a tool.
i could call you a douchebag, or i could call you a puppet. sir, you are both; you f-cking douche muppet.
a character that is not only unintentionally hilarious in appearance (read: proportions) but also retains all the characteristics attributed to the northwestern douche (see: douche)
holy f-cking sh-t, so i’m waiting for the bus and this total douchemuppet pops up out of nowhere, scaring the living sh-t out of me, and starts going off on how bush is the greatest president we’ve ever had while simultaneously hitting me up for change. i mean seriously, wtf
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