douche nip
(noun). a piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. warning don’t use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. as in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche c-ck, douche c-nt, douche f-cker…
me: “john you’re a real douche nip”
john: “wow i’m really not all that offended. you sure are a puss b-tch”
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