Douche Pickle
one who has been a douche for so long they are now pickled.
“that guy’s more than a douche! he’s a douche pickle!”
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an alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be ‘douche’ or ‘douche bag’. a more fun word to say in a less serious situation.
“i was playing poker last night and that douche pickle took all my money.”
a seemingly helpful and congenial person who has little trouble destroying your life. unlike the typical douche, this variant is hidden behind a fresh and crispy exterior, but is soon revealed to be rotten, with a filthy center that eats you from the inside.
douchpickle says: “we think you would be perfect for this job and just a great fit for our culture”
douchepickle means: “i will work to ensure you have not a shred of self-respect left at the end of this interview process”
an alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be ‘douche’ or ‘douche bag’. a more fun word to say in a less serious situation.
“i was playing poker last night and that douche pickle took all my money.”
1.) someone creepy, irritating, and full of fail sauce.
2.) someone lame, immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
1) someone who is just being really annoying.
2) someone who is immature, and lacking of any positive character qualities.
that clan we were playing against last night was full of douche pickle’s
an -sshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche,” a douche pickle.”
jay: how bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.
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