Douche Poof


the douchey styling of one’s hair into a single poof or point at the front of the head. may be natural, though is often a result of unecessary amounts of hair gel.
brandon: jeff, what’s with your hair?
jeff: what? you don’t like my douche poof?
brandon: oh my god you tool bag.

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