Douche Pumper


someone who will have s-x no matter how disgusting it is and it doesn’t matter if the s-x is with a boy or girl. in fact the douche pumper almost prefers s-x to be nasty. they like having s-x with girls on the rag and boys with full colons.
oh my god duane! did you really just make it with that stanky chick? what are you? some kind of douche pumper?

see also: blender, jewdapp, hodapp, crohn’s disease

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