Douche Torch


a laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark
spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

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    comes from the greek word “somauisuah” which means “sound” doesn’t douns pro??!?


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