Douche Valve


wireless (bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.
bob’s talking on his douche valve again!

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    to be disappointed, b-mmed out, or let down. i’m drugged man, i was fired today..

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