Douchebachery
an action that only a very large douchebag would perform.
jessie, i’m so tired fo your douchebachery!
seduction from virtue or duty by an abrupt often chastening shock to the nerves, emotions, or awareness. to put douche and debauchery together.
that guy jeremy b. is still trying to douchebacherize the ladies with his douchebachery.
extreme indulgence in acting like a douche. usually this action is effected in front of others, without concern on how one is perceived, whom these actions affect or consequences in general.
guy #1: “you should have seen it, dude. i totally made that virgin fall for me, f-cked her and then dumped her in the worst way, in front of the whole party. it was an epic!”
guy #2: “sounds like douchebachery of charlie sheen proportions.”
the art of combining many douche bag moves into a grouping across more than two douche bags. includes douche bag actions toward friends, family and even strangers.
those two have really shown some douchebachery tonight between their many douche bag actions
someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total d-ck and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as -ss whooping, keg stands, skipping cl-ss and vag pounidng
john went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.
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