Douchebag Acoustic
the genre of music played by guys who never learned to actually play guitar, usually consisting of three chords and with lyrics about how sensitive they are and how much they love someone they just met (i.e. justin bieber)
man 1: how the h-ll does he get all the chicks, he’s terrible.
man 2: it’s because he plays a douchebag acoustic.
man 1: hey, i just learned how to play “hey there delilah”
man 2: congratulations, you’ve mastered the douchebag acoustic, now get out of my house, we can no longer be friends
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