douchebag call


noun: loud, obnoxious exhaust system, most likely on a cr-ppy foreign car, driven by douchebags. usually installed improperly thus creating not a respectable sound of a finely-tuned race car, but a loud, droning buzz or series of pops that the owner of said car thinks is truly amazing, sounds awesome and is a true show of horsepower. uncannily attracts teenybopper girls who think the car is straight out of fast and furious or other douchebags with similarly cr-ppy cars and annoying exhaust systems.
me: man, what is that awful droning noise? do you hear that?
steve: that’s jeremy’s exhaust.
me: yeah? i guess he’s got all the b-tches coming to his douchebag call…

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