douchebag immunity
the false principle that -sserts to others the fact that you are automatically not a douchebag simply because you call other people douchebag.
anytime ashton kutcher uses the word douchebag, he is claiming “douchebag immunity” even though we all know that ashton kutcher is the king of all douchebags.
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