Douchebag Theory
in the game of guy attracts girl, the only winning strategy for men any more is to simply be a complete tool, or douchebag. the sweet guy will always end up turning into the gay bestfriend with no hope of recovery.
joe: you hear that mich-lle started dating chad?
nerd: wtf i poored my heart out to her just last night!
joe: well you know how douchebag theory is…
the hottness of a guys girlfriend is directly proportional to how much of a douchebag the guy is.
ben: why don’t you ever see a cool dude with a hott girlfriend?
joel: ever heard of the douchebag theory? check it out on urbandictionary.com!
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