Douchebagism


the act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.
you’re talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that’s a douchebagism!

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