douchebait
a comment, status update or tweet designed to illicit idiotic responses.
almost any mention of politics is great douchebait. take a firm position and watch the feeding frenzy.
i criticized some parents for using their child’s image as a profile pic on facebook and it proved to be a perfect piece of douchebait.
a person (or persons) influencing or personally changing the aroma and/or secretions of the female v-g-n-. forcing the female to partic-p-te in a v-g-n-l cleaning otherwise know as douching!
“g-d lori, i had s-x with john last night and now my p-ssy stinks! i am never sleeping with that douchebait again!”
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