douchebottle
a financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.
look at that guy in the bmw, he’s clearly going to park in the handicap spot.
wow, he totally did.
what a douchebottle.
the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..
go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle… your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me
similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.
connor is a douche bottle.
a crack-wh-r- who can provide no milk to her aids baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.
yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, i find out yo momma give me the hiv’a…
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