douchebug
a particularly annoying bug. the bug equivalent of a human douchebag.
“i’ve been trying to catch that fly for three days. the douchebug’s going to have to die soon!”
a special brand of douchebag that wears exceptionally large aviator sungl-sses, causing them appear like an insect.
haha, look at that douchebug over there with the six popped collars and aviators the size of dinner plates!
a viral infection caused by excessive exposure to douchebags and/or douchecanoes causing one to behave in a douchy or douchebaggish manner towards others or in general.
there is no known cure at this time.
“wow, you’re really acting like a douchebag today.”
“you’re being an -sshole. you must have caught the douchebug.”
one who tends to spoil everyones fun, a party p–per. a complete and total downer or an irritating person that kills the mood or moment. similar but not quite to. douchebag.
“everytime we want to go get wasted you have to be such douchebug and tell mom”
n. any douchebag wearing aviator sungl-sses
“haha, look at that douchebug over there!”
“yea he probably thinks he’s all that.”
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