douchebunny


a douchebunny is an individual who is like a douche, but a cr-ppy one. it describes a person who tries to be an awesome macho man, but ends up just embarr-ssing themselves and their peers, which is a douche, but even more pathetic. adding the “bunny” to the “douche” gives the person an even lower self esteem because the bunny is a little, helpless, insignificant, and tiny creature rather than an awesome beast like a fire-breathing dragon or a tiger for instance.

adding “dragon” or “tiger” to “douche”, for example; a “douchedragon” or “douchetiger” would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. a douchebunny just needs to curl up into it’s little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
“you’re such a douchebunny! just a little douchebunny, go hop away.”

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