douchemate


an imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.
my douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.
a roommate this is a total douche. he (or she) is capable of stealing food, not cleaning up, and very rarely bathes.
ryan, stop being such a douchemate and clean up your dishes.
the state of being surrounded by douche bags with no option but to surrender.
1 while driving home yesterday i got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.

2 john looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.

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