douchemonster
a cl-ssification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity
denise: i could pop more p-ssy than you if i were a lesbian….. i’ve popped more p-ssy than you and i’m straight
toni: wow… you’re a douchemonster
the ultimate douchemaster
yo he iz da illist douche monster.
when someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won’t shut up.
i.e. a douche.
you: lalalalalalalalla
me. g-d! shut up!! you are such a douche monster some times.
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