Douchenozzel
the lead douche or douche director of a larger group of douches
john: i was at the pool hall when jeff and his friends showed up and took over the place.
doug: yeah jeff is a real douchenozzel!
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the business end of a douche the part that does the real nasty work, smells and stained
when douche bag just wont work!
man, wade crittenden and nathan wright are such douche nozzels
a douche nozzel is a person that is a panzy -ss m-f- that runs from everything hense the nozzel part
dude your a douche nozzel, face your reality
1. the tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans v-g-n- when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. a person that smells bad and is an all around useless b-m.
1. dude, quit beings douche nozzel.
2. computer bryan is such a douche nozzel.
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