doucheoftheyear
someone who is nominated at the douche awards for douche of the year. this is a very prestigious honor. throughout your life, people will say things like “hey, there goes one huge douche”, or “that guy has to be the biggest douche ive ever seen.”
im so happy im nominated for doucheoftheyear.
a person who pulls a huge douchebag move at the expense of another person, landing him the t-tle, “douche of the year”
-dude, did you hear that james totally painted a p-n-s on chad’s car?
-yeah, he’s definitely winning douche of the year
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