doucheography
like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.
i finally published my doucheography! well, i wasn’t able to find a legit publisher so i took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.
like a biography that is from the perspective of one who is a douche.
i finally published my doucheography! well, i wasn’t able to find a legit publisher so i took a picture of the one-pager and posted to my blog.
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