Doucheritis


when someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.
“what the f-ck. we leave for the cahsee examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, mr. shapiro left extra homework because he hates us soph-m-res.”
“dude, f-ck him. he has a serious case of doucheritis”

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