douchespecs
white-rimmed sungl-sses worn by trailer-trash who live the sad illusion that they’re celebrities in their own mental prison and look like elton john in 1974. usually accompanied by an att-tude derived from a jersey sh-r- cast member and a ’93 dodge neon.
“hey, phil, see mike over there?”, “which one’s mike?”, “he’s the one wearing the douchespecs over there. see?”, “oh, those corny white rim sungl-sses?”, “no deeh, ralph. do you see any other mike?”
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