Douchflation
the price of commodities rising due to the influx of hipsters consuming and raising the demand for specific items, activities and services such as pabst blue ribbon beer, camping, hiking, beard maintenance, flannel shirts, tight jeans, vintage clothing, huge eye gl-ss frames from the 1980’s, vinyl records, c-ssette tapes, pretty much anything -n-log, huffy bikes, nintendo and tenement housing.
“man! last year the monday night special on pbr was $1 for a pint…why is it $3 now?”
“it’s because of douchflation, all the hipsters in this college town have driven the price up because they have turned this uncool thing into a pseudo cool thing.”
Read Also:
- Manippleclamoranus
a man, often with the first name of matt, that is most likely a jew with pointy nipples, a clam (v-g-n-), and likes -n-l s-x. man, matt is such a manippleclamor-n-s for b-tching all the time.
- tender challenged
very hard time “making money”, weak skills convincing a ‘currency agent’ one is the new jesus! mental difficulties encouraging money to ‘come around’ he was so tender challenged, money wouldn’t visit! being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner! few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
- Tennessee Tooth Puller
when your f-cking a girl doggystyle while pulling her towards you with three fingers underneath her top front teeth b rad gave his girl the tennessee tooth puller after tommy was done with her.
- Doug E. Fresh
the first human beat box. if you don’t roll with the fresh then what the h-ll do you roll with? performed with slick rick r: excuse me doug e fresh… d: yes! r: have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic with one minute rhymes that don’t come out right they bite […]
- manipulo-mastication
the skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone. adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. the […]