douchiphany
the moment you realize that the person talking to you is a complete douchebag. combination of ‘douche’ and ‘epiphany.’
mary: “i don’t know what happened, we were talking and all of a sudden he told me how much money he makes and how expensive his watch was.”
jane: “you had a douchiphany. better now than later.”
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