Douchum bagous


scientific name for the species of douche bags. originally from jersey sh-r-. very loud, obnoxious animal. usually seen as a male.

for bait, use penthouse and coors beer.

their mates are known as sl-ts.

female douchum bagous are very rare.

aproach w/ caution.
we’re coming up on a hooters, a known douchum bagous hang out.

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